Valentine’s day quotes for friends funny
Chocolate lasts longer than love, so guess what I’m choosing
Cupid must be on vacation because I’m still waiting!
Cupid needs to update his GPS because my soulmate is clearly lost
Forget love letters, let’s send each other memes—it’s the real love language
Happy Valentine’s Day to me—I’m my own soulmate
Happy Valentine’s Day to my partner-in-crime—no romantic drama, just endless fun
Happy Valentine’s Day! Let’s celebrate our real love—FOOD
I’d share my last slice of pizza with you—now that’s real love
If love is blind, then why is lingerie so popular
If love was measured in food, you’d be an all-you-can-eat buffet
If we ever break up as friends, I’m keeping custody of all our inside jokes
Love is like WiFi… sometimes strong, sometimes weak, and mostly unavailable
Relationships come and go, but best friends are forever—no refunds, no exchanges
Roses are red, love is fake, let’s go get some fries and cake
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m single again, let’s party—woohoo
Valentine’s Day is just a reminder that I need to charge my phone because no one’s texting me
Who needs a romantic date when we can order a large pizza and gossip
Who needs a Valentine when you have a best friend who listens to all your drama for free
You are my emergency contact, my unpaid therapist, and my Valentine
